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- Preparing delicious, healthy meals daily for my hubby and his buddies.

- Cleaning, and maintaining a flawless and welcoming home.

- Hiding all signs of day drinking, and domestic chaos, before the in-laws come over.

- Maintaining an attractive physical appearance to please my man (on his credit card!).

- Never challenge his authority. Always uplift him, especially in front of others, even when he’s mansplaining!
- Handle all home duties, so that he can focus on work and relaxing after work.
- By not killing him in his sleep when he pisses me off! Errr did I say that out loud? No not that. By trying to stay sober in public!
- Listen closely to all his problems but never tell him what to do.

- Always put others' needs before my own, sacrificing all personal desires.
- Resolving conflicts quietly and never losing my temper - unless alone in a dark room.
- Listen to Perfect Hubby’s ideas for solving a problem, and then quietly do the exact opposite.
- Be the emotional "glue" of the household, whilst being nurturing, gentle and subservient at all times.

- I must do all I can to maintain romance, intimacy and keep the spark alive.
- You never know when you might bump into a better offer!
- I will be left destitute and alone if I don’t maintain an attractive appearance.
- It's fun to remind my Perfect Hubby, he is punching well above his weight in this relationship.

- Supporting his career by throwing impressive dinner parties.
- Dressing up as a cheerleader at least once a week.
- Handling every little home duty, so he can focus on work.
- By keeping all his screw-ups quiet and NOT posting them up online for all to see.

- Laugh. My man is clearly an idiot BUT I know he loves me and thinks I'm perfect!
- Say nothing and ruin his dinner, every night for a week.
- Seek revenge and sign him up to the Perfect Hubby Degree.
- Find a new Perfect Hubby!