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“There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count bananas and those who can’t.”

Course design / banana expert

Dean Leonard Cavendish

“I’m really not so good at quotes. Might I perhaps interest you in the purchase of a self portrait?”

Head of HR / art expert

Prof. Regina Kingston

“Statistically you are likely a dumbass. I prefer dogs. The hotdog is the noblest of all dogs. It feeds the hand that bites it.”

Data guru / Hotdog expert

Prof. J. Bazinga

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