Meet the Profs

“There are three kinds of people in this world: those who think I am bananas and those that don't.”

Masters Tutor & The Dean

Dean Leonard Banana-Cavendish

“I’m really not so good at quotes. Might I perhaps interest you in the purchase of a self portrait?”

Doctorate & Scholarship Tutor

Prof. Regina Kingston

“Statistically you are likely a dumbass. I prefer dogs. The hotdog is the noblest of all dogs. It feeds the hand that bites it.”

Honors & Associate Tutor

Prof. J. Bazinga

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